• Got reported on twitter for being a bot
• Violated habeus corpus for open source game theory
• World's Tallest Midgit
• Forgot how to do HTML (like Henry)
• Besearch Bapers
• Created the first open-source, publicly modifiable MP* page for us to provide free bagels with
• Finally got my IP blacklisted because I like fast webscraping (and also bagels)<\li>
• Changed every software license to the WTFPL (just a God intended)
• Played MineCraft instead of studying complex analysis