welcome to the

NOTORIUS NORTHUGS ROCKIN WEBSITE

WARNING: CURRENTLY UNDER CONSTRUCTION

WHAT I DO FOR THE LABS:

Make memes

Inhale oxygen

Use bandwidth

Create downtime

Eat food

SERVICES:

1. Talos: Central Authentication (LDAP, Kerberos), DNS, DHCP

2. Bacon’s NFS Mount

3. Bouncer: Persistent IRC and Tunneling (handed off)

4. Fsuvius: Soda Fund Tracking (handing off)

5. Pluto: Web Hook Hacking (did cool stuff: http://hackpotsdam.com/spring-2017/img/winners/turtletalk-aws.jpg )

6. RT: http://rt.cslabs.clarkson.edu/ (LOGIN WITH LDAP J)

CONTINUE SENDING SWAG TO 5607 LAKE ROAD GALWAY NY 12074

LIGHTNING TALKS:

I. “Backing Up Your Data”: How Not To Screw Over Your Hard Drive

II. “The New Hacker’s Dictionary”: http://128.153.145.147/index.php/Definitions

III. “FMG: The Fast Markov Generator”: Using Assembly to Accelerate your Parody Generators

IV. “Senpai Simulator 2: Senpai Harder!~”: Now With 10000% More Frames Per Second

CLICK HERE TO TAKE ME TO THE SENPAI SHRINE

V. “The New Fsuvius Rich Text Grammar”: span!{Do I Really Even Need To Explain It?}%class=rainbow%style={font-size: 200%;}

VI. “recursion.cslabs.clarkson.edu”: Don’t Tell Anyone It’s Actually A Domain Delegation to a Shitty Server Running in Tmux on Bacon

VII. “DID YOU KNOW: Xfce Supports Animated Desktop Background [Kinda]!”: It Doesn’t Involve JIFs. Or WebMs.

TESTIMONIALS:

Figure 1: “This site is so great I can't even believe it exists. It truly changed my life. Thanks, northug.”

Figure 2: I use this site every day to check my privilege!

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