Lightning Talks

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Backing Up Your Data After successfully making "Raspbentoo" on my disk partition (formatted as btrfs) by accidentally swapping a letter, and discovering btrfs' miserable recovery characteristics, I made a talk on how it is a good idea to make sure that your data is stored "somewhere else".
The New Hacker's Dictionary I've created a new document on undocs which describes a new lexicon whose construction is in progress.
FMG: The Fast Markov Generator To address time concerns with previous Markov generators, I wrote a version in assembly which, although having a slow constant-time component, goes practically the same speed for almost all practical sizes of input.
Senpai Simulator 2: Senpai Harder I updated Senpai Simulator to be much faster in moving eyeballs around by twiddling joysticks.
The New Fsuvius Rich Text Grammar I made a grammar for Fsuvius that generates all XML, as well as returned the "rename" function under the understanding that it wouldn't be abused again.
recursion.cslabs.clarkson.edu Using a shitty Python library, I made a DNS server which answers all queries to "*.recursion.cslabs.clarkson.edu" to "recursion.cslabs.clarkson.edu".
Did You Know: XFCE Supports Animated Desktop Backgrounds [KINDA]! I demonstrated how using a command-line utility to change the desktop background can be used to create an ~10FPS animated desktop background.
MOVfuscator On lannonbr's suggestion, I demonstrated the MOVfuscator, a C89 compiler which generates only MOV instructions (and thereby shows that the MOV instruction, in its own model, is Turing complete), and nearly used it to compile newmanre's Shameboy.
Waifu2x I demonstrated Waifu2x, a neural-net-based image upscaler that could also remove JPEG artifacts and preserve sharp lines for things which resemble anime.
Blender's New Networked Game Engine! I designed a networking layer for the Blender Game Engine which automatically syncs physical characteristics, making it easy to design networked games.